Authors

Eddie Woods

A MIDNIGHT LONGING

I need to be touched
in ways I’ve not been touched before.
I need to feel things
that are strange, beautiful and new.
I need for the wind
of a wildly passionate love
to gust hard and strong
into my desperately waiting sails.
What I desire
is to be set on fire,
what I long for
is you...
whoever you are,
wherever you may be,
hiding in some secret place
my lust has failed to discover,
my eyes are unable to see,
and my burning loins
can only dream of.
Are you there?
Can you see me?
Crawl into my arms
in the cold dead of night,
so that together in madness
we may chase the hungry ghosts
of my unsought celibacy into oblivion.
The surest cure for midnight longings is sex.

January 3rd, 2010

© 2010 by Eddie Woods

A GOOD FRIEND

For thy sake, Tobacco, I
Would do anything but die,
And but seek to extend my days
Long enough to sing thy praise.

Charles Lamb

Henry was a heavy smoker. He had been a heavy smoker since the age of thirteen, when he tried his first cigarette. Unlike in all those stories you hear, about kids choking on their first fag and how they would have to give it several goes before learning to inhale, Henry’s earliest experiences with tobacco were thoroughly enjoyable. Right from the start he was smoking a pack a day, an average he maintained for something like forty years.

Occasionally, of course, he smoked even more heavily, especially when he was working. Henry was a writer, he wrote detective stories. By the time he finished work on a book, his throat would be so raw he could hardly talk. So he would quit smoking for a day or two, get plenty of sleep and before long his cigarettes were tasting fresh again.

HOW DO I GET TO CARNEGIE HALL?

 ponsot

I first met Claude Ponsot in 1957, when I was 17 and he was 30. This was in Jamaica, New York, where Paul Bowles was born and I grew up. At the time Claude was still married to his American poetess wife Marie. Who, as it happens, also grew up in Jamaica. And has since become somewhat famous. Marie Ponsot. I even recall visiting them the day before and the day after their sixth child arrived. Marie looked her same slim self on both occasions. Nor did she know the meaning of the word 'rest.’ Whenever it was she dropped, Claude was probably out in his garage studio painting. A great lover of life, the eternal female, and good food & drink, he has always been first and foremost devoted to his art. That he is not better known, either in America or Europe, is one of the more damning indictments of the contemporary art world. And yet it bothers me much more than it does him. He just keeps on painting. Here is what he has to say about his calling:

"My intent is to stay true to my work, not compromise or shift to more accessible subjects for the sake of a sale.

SHOOT TO KILL

In Memory of Jean Charles de Menezes

I can just hear the sentiments

racing through that cop’s heart

(do cops actually have hearts?)

as he pumped seven bullets

into an innocent man’s head:

“Take this, you Muslim bastard!”

And this - bang!

And this - bang!

And this - bang!

And this - bang!

And this – bang!

And this – bang!

Except he turned out to be Brazilian.

Oh well, win some, lose some.

And I doubt there’s a shortage

of electricians in London.

Seven slugs? At pointblank range?

How dead did you want him?


There are lessons to be learned:

Never wear a coat in summer,

you might only end up colder.

Running late for a train?

Miss it and catch another;

yesterday’s ride could prove your last.

Forget about taking a lunch to work,

especially in a briefcase or backpack;

choke at a nearby greasy spoon instead,

unless you don’t mind never eating again.

If you’re being chased by strange men

and are afraid they want to mug you,

stop in your tracks and let them go for it;

better beat up & robbed than safely dead.

Or maybe skip going out of doors altogether;

stay home, quietly starve, and watch on TV

all the lovely ways good people say bye-byes.

THE LADYBUG MAN

The other day I saw a little girl, maybe three years old, being interviewed on TV. When asked what she wanted to be when she grew up, she said a 'lieveheersbeestje,’ a ladybug.”

In an email to Eddie from a local pen pal who had no idea that even then the Amsterdam-based American writer was deeply engrossed in researching this tiny friend to greenhouse plant growers.

The gentleman prefers not to be named. Indeed, he insists on it. Says he intends to write a book someday and doesn’t want me spilling any of his beans prematurely. Could be. Though it’s just as likely that his new wife being a rather famous personality has something to do with it. And so, by way of acceding to his request, I’ll simply refer to him as Mr. L and call his spouse Madam X. For it was at one of her legendary dinner parties that our story begins.

I was sitting one place removed from Mr. L and busily chatting with the mutual friend seated between us. Despite the advent of warmer weather still being weeks away, a ladybug ('ladybird’ in Commonwealth English, or 'lady beetle’ to scientists), a common coccinellid, suddenly landed on the back of a nearby guest’s hand. And while the tradition, in Holland and elsewhere, is to gently blow these (usually) dark-orange creatures with black spots on their wing covers away and then make a wish (with intentionally killing them bound to bring bad luck), the woman instead passed our out-of-season harbinger of spring to someone else for doing the honors.

Having watched all this, Mr. L leans over towards me and smilingly says: “I used to sell those things. Bushels of them, kilos. Made a lot of money, too.”

“You did what?” I responded, more than a trifle amazed.

A PLACE TO CHANGE TRAINS

EDDIE WOODS on George Whitman and his notoriously wonderful Left Bank bookshop Shakespeare&Co.

My first meeting with George Whitman, and his shop, was in the winter of 1978. My then-wife (and still closest friend) Jane Harvey and I had just split Amsterdam. We’d done three issues of Ins & Outs magazine and thought 'finito, we’re leaving for good.’ Vicissitudes proved us wrong, but that’s another story. We were in Paris and once more hitting the road. Our first night was passed at the Rue St. Denis flat of a French photographer acquaintance. Yet one night was all she and her boyfriend could handle as far as visitors were concerned. So, come morning, Jane and I grabbed our gear and started wandering about the city. We had both seen Paris, years before we met one another; but neither of us could say we really knew the place. I can’t say that now, though I’ve been many times. I mean, even for a native New Yorker it’s big.

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